Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I forgot how hot balto sounded
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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