i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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