very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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