Got a toothbrush?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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