He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Enjoy the penises
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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