You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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