dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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