The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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