forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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