You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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