woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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