spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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