OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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