so explain again why im purple
no
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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