"it" just moved
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
