yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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