return my video game
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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