This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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