she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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