You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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