shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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