we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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