; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
