You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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