thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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