Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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