There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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