you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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