Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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