Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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