i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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