After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize