Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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