you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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