My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Enjoy the penises
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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