You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
