I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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