508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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