ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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