found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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