just tell him i said nine months
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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