just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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