singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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