Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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