is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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