I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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