is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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