You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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