ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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