So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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