Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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