Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
How external is "for external use only"?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Randomize
